Halloween Statistics

When you go to a big school, you see a lot of repeated costumes. I wish I could have rounded up all the Where's Waldos and figured out which was the real one. And what percent of girls were a slutty ______ and out of those, how many were complaining about being cold or wearing heels or something. How many people were blue Avatar people, or Snookis or M&Ms or not dressed up as anything in particular? That would be a fun study to conduct if I was into research.

And I did one good deed and helped a lost girl find the Taco Bell that was right in front of her.